The Secret Life Of Pests – Pest Control In Jacksonville
February 23, 2017
Hello everyone, my name is Renny the Rat, and I’m so glad you could join me and my colleagues today for the first-ever Pest Panel held in the basement of that crazy lady who hates us. With me today we have Tommy the Termite, Anita the Ant, and Rodney the Roach. What a talented team of pests! Alright, let’s dive into our first question!
Answers About Pest Control in Jacksonville from Real Live Pests
Question 1: How do you choose which house to invade?
Anita the Ant: Well I wouldn’t call it “invading” per se—just paying a small visit. It’s all in good fun, really. But to answer your question, I would have to say I’m most likely to pay a visit to a home where the family likes to leave open food and crumbs on the counters. I’m a sucker for a good cookie crumb or leftover scraps from your lunch two days ago.
Tommy the Termite: I just love damp, moist spaces. If you have a lot of wood in your home and don’t get it regularly inspected by an expert in pest control in Jacksonville, you better believe I’m gonna stop for a visit—maybe even an extended stay.
Rodney the Roach: I would have to agree with Miss Anita on this one. If I wander into a home and see crumbs galore, I have no reason to leave! Clutter, cardboard boxes, and plastic bags are some of my other weak spots, and if I find those in your home I feel like I’m in paradise.
Question 2: How quickly can you cause damage to a home?
Anita: Y'all know I don’t have any bad intentions. Unfortunately, as soon as I tell one of my girls about some of the sweet treats I find left out on the counters of your home, the whole darn gang comes running! My family is so large, I’d say we could do some serious damage to your food, countertops, and surrounding areas in just a few days. We’re real sorry about that, but Ant life is no picnic, and you gotta do what you gotta do.
Tommy: My crew can destroy your structure faster than you think. The only thing that will really stop us is a professional team who specialize in pest control in Jacksonville. If you don’t notice us quickly, we’ll just continue feasting on your floorboards. No hard feelings, it’s just nature.
Rodney: You know, I really don’t intend to do you any harm. Unfortunately, I’m dangerous and downright disgusting. I could easily be carrying bacteria or viruses with me wherever I go, which won’t take long to spread throughout your home. I’m also really ugly, and my face might scar you for life. Sorry about that.
Question 3: What would happen if a homeowner were to hire Lindsey Pest Services for pest control in Jacksonville?
Anita: Oh, crap.
Tommy: PLEASE DON’T.
Rodney: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *flips table and runs*
Renny: It seems our panel of highly esteemed pests has fled the scene. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that they’d rather you didn’t look to Lindsey Pest Services for pest control in Jacksonville. As a fellow pest, I’d have to agree. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m getting out of here before Lindsey Pest Control arrives!
< Previous Next >